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Losing Your Head (The Charlie Davies Mysteries Book 1)Losing Your Head by Clare Kauter

My rating: 5 of 5 stars



Last night I finished the ebook Losing Your Head by Clare Kauter. It's the first book in the "Charlie Davies" cozy mystery series. I'd read a holiday novella in that verse in December and enjoyed it enough to seek out more. The main character is Charlotte 'Charlie' Davies, a sarcastic, antisocial check-out girl who lands a job as a receptionist at a prestigious PI firm.

After getting fired from her soul-sucking job at the local grocery store, Charlie is actually relieved. That is, until she realizes that without a job she'll never be able to move out of her parents' home. She inadvertently and miraculously lands a decent job as a receptionist at Baxter & Co, a PI firm. When her nemesis, James McKenzie is accused of murdering his billionaire uncle, Charlie bets him that she can prove he didn't do it. At least, she doesn't think he did it. Now, along with learning the ropes at her new job and getting acclimated to it, she's trying to figure out how to find out who really murdered Frank McKenzie. It becomes a toss-up as to which will happen first: will the murderer kill Charlie, or will Charlie kill James?

This book was laugh out loud funny. What a riot! Charlie is irreverent, sarcastic, and an utter klutz. The one thing that bothered me was her age. I was taken aback to learn she's only 19. It didn't detract from my enjoyment, but it did cause me to raise my brows. The story verged on being crack, considering some of the situations Charlie got herself into, but I just hung on for the ride and laughed my way through it.

Favorite lines:
♦ This job sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner.
♦ You may think it was rude of me not to listen to the customer, and you're right. It was rude. I was rude.
♦ If you were going to cheat on a woman, surely it wasn't the brightest idea to gift her with the means of disposing of your corpse.
♦ Her two favorite hobbies were cooking and gardening, although I suspect that was at least partly because she liked to make sure her upper body was properly toned from shoveling and whisking so she could win a fist-fight at a moment's notice.
♦ "I think we will need to address the fact that Dad has taken far more than his fair share of baked potatoes."
I’m Irish; I understand this completely.
♦ *"At least I can grow chest hair."
There’s no context here, but trust me, this line had me howling with laughter!
♦ "Regretting some decisions you made yesterday?" // "Not as much as your mum regretted blah blah, insult about you being born."
♦ I hate my alarm clock. It was always rejoicing in my misery, beeping cheerily at me when all I wanted to do was sleep.
♦ I wanted a big, fatty fry-up for breakfast, not health food. I ended up getting scrambled tofu, mushrooms and rye bread with a side of my own tears.
♦ “She’s already sucked ninety percent of the joy out of us. Don’t let her take our souls completely.”
♦ “I think they might object to us consuming the crime scene.”


Fast-paced, fun, and zany! Will certainly look for more of this series. Five stars.
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Strangle All the Way: A Christmas Mystery (The Charlie Davies Mysteries)Strangle All the Way: A Christmas Mystery by Clare Kauter

My rating: 5 of 5 stars



Stayed up a tad too late last night to finish reading Strangle All the Way by Clare Kauter. This is part of the "Charlie Davies" series of cozy mysteries set in Australia. The main character is Charlie Davies, and the narrative is in her first-person pov.

It's nearly Christmas, but in this part of the world, it's the hottest time of the year...and Charlie's air conditioner is broken. The repairman whom she hired to fix it, and whom she subsequently argued with, has turned up dead on her doorstep, strangled with a strand of Christmas lights. Charlie can't believe the nerve of the man. Lest she be considered a primary suspect in his murder, Charlie takes it upon herself to find out who else she can point the police to. Charlie and her pet pigs begin visiting other suspects, partly in hopes of finding out who may have murdered the repairman, and also in hopes of finding some place cool to hang out. Charlie's not-so-subtle investigation turns the heat up even hotter when a killer targets her.

This story was hilarious! Charlie reminded me strongly of Darynda Jones' Charlie Davidson, another wise-cracking sleuth. The pet pigs added additional hilarity, especially since both of them were females, yet given the names of Dave and Arnold. I chuckled all through the story and was bummed when it ended.

Favorite lines:
♦ "With his talent for customer service, I can't imagine I'm the only person who's ever thrown a gnome at him as he fled the scene."
♦ "Why do people keep thinking I'm stupid enough to dump a body on my own front stoop? Do you not realize how deeply insulting that is?"
♦ "I'm so insulted you're killing me for solving a case I didn't solve until after you'd decided to kill me. That's not fair at all."
♦ *"The ultimate festive murder album would be Christmas Is for Drinking Too Much and Punching Your Uncle by Smoky Binkles. Trust me, people try to kill me every time I make them listen to it. My mother tossed the star off the top of the tree at me last year like it was a throwing star when it got to I Wanna Lick Your Christmas Pudding."

This line almost killed me dead. I don't know why, but it set me into absolute braying guffaws. I laughed until I cried. I even laughed until I snorted, and I'm not a snort-laugher. 'M laughing all over again, just re-reading the line!

So, yeah. Utter hilarity and insanity, and I loved it. Five stars! Will certainly be looking to read more in this series.

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